Step 2 - Spend a delightful afternoon in a tree stand until about 10-15 minutes after shooting light. (Make sure you demonstrate to the child how to move at precisely the wrong time to scare off the only deer seen in the afternoon.)
Step 3 - Wait for a LARGE and VOCAL pack of coyotes to begin howling about 100-200 yards away.
Step 4 - Wait until the child's face transitions from concern to immeasurable terror.
Step 4 - Wait until the child's face transitions from concern to immeasurable terror.
Step 5 - Climb down from the stand into the pitch-black woods and venture back to camp letting the whites of her eyes lead the way.
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