Thursday, January 6, 2011

Helpful Hunter Hint: Adventures in Food Aversion

Helpful Hunter Hint:

Try to time dropping off an animal at your favorite deer processor when they are NOT cleaning out the grease traps by the loading dock.  Otherwise, you will forever associate the smell of their smokehouse with the smell of putrid, rancid grease.

It is hard to place your order when fighting off waves of gut-kick nausea.

Larry:  "OK, ummmm, let's go with your regular, garlic link sausage.... (gulp), 15lbs of survival sticks, .....(awwooofgh), ground venison with no fat added (AUHG...awwwoofhgh)...can we go inside?"

As my Grandmother would have said... it would "gag a maggot".

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