Friday, August 5, 2011

Lions and Tigers and Bulls.... Oh My!

While riding back from a "Raccoon Eradication Hunt" with a buddy on the back of your 4 wheeler at 10:30PM through about a mile of pitch black woods down a winding trail with several blind curves and you happen upon a sleeping bull standing in the trail who appears to be slightly alarmed and possibly blinded and spooked by the lights, do not be surprised if a small amount of urine runs down your leg when he lunges your way instead of the other 18 possible escape routes available to him.

Below is an artist's rendition of the ~800lb wall of flesh and horns, coming directly at us, through the dark.

It did not help but I recently realized... I'm scared to death of cattle that are not present with a side of mushrooms and a baked potato.

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