We live in a neighborhood outside of Houston, TX. My wife says it is "the country" but it is simply in an area where the country and the city meet.
But every once in a while, we are reminded that we are "not inside the loop anymore". Below is the agenda from an up-and-coming Home Owners' Association (HOA) meeting.
After the usual topics of financial reports, idiots who don't cut their grass or other idiots who have a full-size refrigerator on their front porch (I wish I was kidding), we have the equally common topic of "Alligator control".
A Man in the Swamp